Parking Lot Post:

What do you do when your coworker walks up to you stinking of pussy? And not just pussy pussy, which trust me, is a lot less intrusive -- it's pussy that has a darker undertone of ballsack and orgasm, you know exactly what I'm talking about. It doesn't help that I have a really sensitive nose.

Do you ignore it? Do you ask her if she just finished having sex in the stairwell with a security guard, and would she like a tissue? Or do you just pretend like she didnt just make your whole cubicle fragrant with the juices of NASTY, to linger thicker than musk after she leaves? Maybe she simply had a messy bathroom experience? Oh God, it's in my clothes.

I don't know. Somethings fishy around here. No pun intended.